Today's blog is courtesy of Jake. Honey asked if anyone had a joke at dinner, and here is what Jake came up with.
A boat crashes on an island. Two men volunteer to go looking for food. As they wander, they are captured by natives who turn out to be cannibals.
As they are sitting in a large pot, waiting for the water to heat, one man is sobbing, the other is grinning.
The grinning man says, "What's the matter?"
"I'm going to miss my family, I'll never see my home again, and I'm being turned into dinner! What have you got to be so happy about?"
The reply: "I've peed in their soup!"
Maybe it isn't the world's funniest joke, but today, it hit my funny bone just right.
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